For
the motorcycley minded
of you out there, you'll
find, somewhere on this
page (probably below
this waffling i'd assume)
a list of all the two
wheeled open air cars
with no, or at least
one other seat, that
you can win in Tourist
Trophy.
These
'cars' are a bit mental
really. They are on
some pretty strong steriods
or something as they
can do all sorts of
things that a lot of
four wheeled cars can't.
Such as wheelies (when
you wheel it alongside
you), stoppies (when
you stop more than once),
and overexcessive body
lean, almost to the
point of horizontalness
on some bikecars. They
can also accellerate
twice or more as fast
as your average car,
and stop a lot quicker
too.
So
pretty much, if cars
are too boring and slow
for you, get a bike.
And if you have a bike
already and its too
boring or slow for you,
then get a car. And
if you have neither,
then get both. And if
you have both, get rid
of them and buy a boat.
And if i'm not speaking
your native language,
then how on earth have
you managed to read
all this so far? Are
you a bike?
LICENCE
TESTS |
Novice
Licence |
Honda
CB400SS '05
[race bike] |
Junior
Licence |
Honda
CB400 Four '74 |
Expert
Licence |
Honda NR750 '92 |
Super Licence |
Yoshimura
Katana 1135R '01 |
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STREET MACHINES
CUP - STAGE 1 |
-
Grand
Valley East Section
|
Yamaha RZ250 '80 |
-
Twin
Ring Motegi Super
Speedway
|
Honda XR250 Motard
'05 |
-
Twin
Ring Motegi East
Short Course
|
Suzuki DR-Z400SM
'04 |
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STREET MACHINES
CUP - STAGE 2 |
-
Suzuka
Circuit East Course
|
Honda XR250 Motard
'05 |
-
Suzuka
Circuit West Course
|
Honda VT250F '82
[race bike] |
-
Tsukuba
Circuit
|
Yamaha RZ250 '80
[race bike] |
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STREET MACHINES
CUP- STAGE 3 |
-
Trial
Mountain Circuit
|
MV Agusta F4-1000S
'05 |
-
Midfield
Raceway
|
Honda CBR954 Fireblade
'02 |
-
Autumn
Ring
|
Honda CB750F '79 |
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STREET MACHINES
CUP - STAGE 4 |
-
Apricot
Hill Raceway
|
MV Agusta F4-1000S '05 |
-
High-Speed
Ring
|
Yamaha RZ250 '80 |
-
Tsukuba
Circuit
|
Moriwaki CBR600RR
'05 |
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SUNDAY CUP |
-
Autumn
Ring Mini
|
Honda CB400 four
'74 |
-
Twin
Ring Motegi Super
Speedway
|
Triumph Daytona
650 '05 |
-
Suzuka
Circuit East Course
|
Suzuki Sky Wave
650 '04 |
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CLUBMAN CUP |
-
Suzuka
Circuit West Course
|
Suzuki Sky Wave
650 '04 |
-
Twin
Ring Motegi East
Short Course
|
Triumph Daytona
650 '05 |
-
Midfield
Raceway
|
Suzuki RG250 Gamma
'83
[race bike] |
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MASTERS
OF EAGLES |
-
Infineon
Raceway
|
Honda CBR954 Fireblade
'02 |
-
Laguna Seca
|
Honda
CB750F '81
[race bike] |
-
Ricardo
Tormo Circuit of
Valencia
|
Kawasaki
Zephyr 1100 '05
[race bike] |
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K1200R
CUP |
-
Suzuka Circuit |
Suzuki
DR-Z400SM '04 or
Kawasaki Z1000 S1
'82 (PAL version) |
-
Deep Forest Raceway |
MV
Agusta F4-1000S
'05
[race bike] |
-
High-Speed Ring |
Yamaha
MT-01 '05
[race bike] |
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HEAVYWEIGHTS |
-
Twin Ring Motegi
- Super Speedway |
Honda
CB750F '79 |
-
High-Speed Ring |
Honda
CB1300 Super Four
'05 |
-
Grand Valley Speedway |
Honda
CB1300 Super Four
'05 |
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EUROSTARS |
-
Apricot Hill Raceway |
Suzuki
GSX1300R Hayabusa
'05
[race bike] |
-
Midfield Raceway |
Triumph
Daytona 650 '05
[race bike] |
-
Trial Mountain Circuit |
Kawasaki
GPZ900R '84
[race bike] |
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NOSTALGIC
FESTIVAL |
-
New York |
Suzuki
DR-Z400SM (PAL version)
'05 |
-
Grand Valley Speedway
- East Section |
Yamaha
V-Max (PAL version)
'05
[race bike] |
-
Fuji Speedway '80s |
Buell
Lightning XB9SX
City X '05 |
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SPECIAL
MACHINES FESTIVAL |
-
Twin Ring Motegi
- Road Course |
Kawasaki
Ninja ZX-12R '00
[race bike] |
-
New York |
Yamaha
VMAX '05
[race bike]
or
Yoshimura GS1000R
'80 (PAL version) |
-
The Ricardo Tormo
Circuit of Valencia |
Suzuki
GSX1300R Hayabusa
"Special Colour"
'05 |
-
Grand Valley Speedway |
Suzuki
GSX1100S Katana
"Final Edition"
'00
[race bike] |
-
Suzuka Circuit |
Kawasaki
Z1000 '05
[race bike] |
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EVENTS
WITH ONLY ONE PRIZE
BIKE (SERVES YOU
RIGHT FOR BEING
GREEDY) |
T-MAX CUP
|
Yamaha FZR400
'86
[race
bike] |
2 STROKE
SERIES |
Honda VFR400R '89
[race bike] |
80'S HEROES |
Trick*Star ZX-10R
Suzuka 8H '05 |
125CC
COMPETITION MODEL
SERIES |
Suzuki RG250 Gamma
'83 |
250CC
COMPETITION MODEL
SERIES |
Yamaha
YZF-R1 YSP &
Presto (Suzuka 8H)
'05 |
SUPERSPORT
CHAMPIONSHIP |
Moriwaki
Motul Tiger Racing
CBR1000RR Suzuka
8H '05 |
SUPERBIKE CHAMPIONSHIP |
Yoshimura Suzuki
Jomo with Srixon
GSX-R1000 Suzuka
8H '05 |
MONSTERS |
Yoshimura
Hayabusa X-1 '00 |
2-STROKE
LEGENDS |
Buell
Lightning XB9SX
City X '05 |
TT
CLASSIC SERIES |
Honda
RC162 '61 |
TT
WORLD SERIES |
Seven
Stars Honda 7 CBR1000RRW
'Suzuka 8H' '05 |
If
you haven't figured
it out by now, there
are in actual fact NO
cars to be won in this
game. Unless they are
cleverly disguised with
the name of a bike,
but you'd have to win
that 'bike' to find
out. Have fun. Ha. Hahaha.
Muahahahahahaaa! BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
>:D
Erm,
just ignore the manic
laughing above, i'm
practicing for a ....
sad musical that i'm
entering. Yes. Thats
should be beleiveable
enough.
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