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HI
THERE! YOU'RE THE
265th
& 1/3rd
(two
hundred and sixty-fifth
and one third)
PERSON/ANIMAL
WHO HAS VISITED THIS
SITE SINCE 2001 (GIVE
OR TAKE A FEW 50K FOR
WHEN I VISITED MYSELF
TO TAKE IN THE SHEER
BEAUTY OF THE SITE)
Skip
to news section (to
save you scrolling through
the below text if you've
read it before. I hope
you have, as there's
horribly important information
there - horrendously
horribly important info)
If
you've never been here
before, this is yet
another Gran Turismo
fansite - except one
of the older ones (grey
hairs have been dyed).
I've had this place
online in various other
designs and locations
since 2001 - so it's
not quite a spring onion
chicken! For this latest
relaunch i've decided
that sensible is too
boring, so have rewritten
a lot on all the pages
to add my personal sense
of humour, like on my
other websites. I find
it funny, so thats all
that matters. If you
do too then either someone
is paying you to, or
you're tuned into the
same brainwave altering
frequency as i am.
I will
get you to note however,
that ALL the information
on the site (car lists,
track info etc) is as
accurate as the majority
of the other lists out
there on the interwebs,
and are generally 99%
free of my 'humour'.
I simply 'humourfied
all the other info so
that you stay on the
site longer and read
more. :) No boring bits.
Except for the bits
you find boring.
Each
time i update the site
i'll try use a new image
in the main logo, only
with photos i've taken
in GT5/GT6.
The Facebook 'Like'
box is at the bottom
of this page. Head over
and 'Like' it! It likes
being clicked. Don't
you like being clicked
too? It's clicktacular
fun!
And
for the first time in
years, the GTSC has
its own forum again!
Check
it out here! And
also here. Ah
why not - heres another
link to them!
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GTSC
NEWS (AND OLDS TOO) |
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September
11th 2013 - HI. ME AGAIN.
THE GTSC. HAVING TEA.
AT 3:33. TWIDDLE DE
DEE. LET'S SEE WHAT
I CAN SEE. ONE, TWO,
FOUR.
Good
things must come to
an end. SAID NO-ONE
EVER. Apart from that
line of text you just
read. But thats not
a person, so don't worry
about it.
After
centuries of writing
up new insanely funny
descriptions and such
on about 10+ pages,
i decided i should upload
them and then carry
on with the rest of
them. You'll all be
a pile of laughing stitches
by the time you read
them all, especially
our exclusive
review of the Gran Turismo
movie.
Oh yes. They WILL tell
you that it hasn't even
started filming yet,
but i have contacts
closer even than the
directors of the movie.
It will be a blockbuster
to block the other busters
for sure.
With
every successive update
it seems the site gets
weirder and weirder,
hopefully that trend
will continue and weirdness
supplies don't run dry...
IN
SHORT...
- GT PSP, GT5 Prologue,
GT6, and TT car/bike/chocolate
list now online.
- Exclusive GT Movie
review
- An excessively long
GT5 About page
- Four german shepards,
eight african lions
and nineteen bullfrogs
- Albert Schwarzenhamburgler
July
22st, 22th,
22nd 2013 - OH
HAI. CAN I HAVE WHAT
YOU'RE HAVING WHEN YOU'VE
HAD IT?
If you're
counting the days between
updates, then you have
even less to do than
i do. Which is a lot.
Less. But more or less.
Less is more.
:/
It appears that i've
finally got around to
adding a small amount
of content again (quite
time consuming to bring
info intot he new design,
more than just copy
and paste - i swear
($@&**$) i'll never
change the design of
this place ever again,
until next time anyway).
There is more on the
way, but only have the
following finished at
the mo.
So
head on over to the
following pages and
read what its taken
me months and months
to write. Should only
take 5-10 mins max.
Anyone
played the GT6 demo
yet? Tis good. Cars
wobble now. Theys made
of jellys.
IN
SHORT...
- GT7 info now on site
- GT8 info also now
on site, as is GT9,
10, and 13 (12 was skipped
after it accidentally
got put in the too-hard
basket)
- BT SRSLY.
- GT Concept pages now
up, as are the rest
of the GT4 pages, once
GT5 page and the Have
Your Say page which
i bought back from the
dead. RARR!
- Added GT6 category
to the page which pretty
much means i better
get my a (Audi) into
g (Germany) and get
the GT5 pages up!
NEWS (BUT
REALLY OLDS BY NOW)
ARCHIVE
KEEP UP
TO DATE WITH SITE UPDATES BY LIKING THE FACEBOOK
PAGE! IT LIKES YOU, SO WHY NOT RETURN THE FAVOUR!
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